mirror mirror on the wall

here is a totally random thought.

you know everyday when I look myself in the mirror...
I go "hmmm I don't think I look that bad... nice eyes... not extremely fat... ok lah!"
DUH! I know that I am fat, but i was never like totally grossed out about my own body.
HOWEVER............... when I take a random photo (not posed) of myself, I will be like "OMG! look at my double chin!!! u can stick a pencil up there!" LOL.
it gets worst if someone took a video of me, like that one of my birthday videos, I can almost not believe that that big fat dodo bird in the video is me! "I mean look at her hips and thighs man!" how can someone that big, be able to run (yes dude i can still run, though not long distance) or swim (my fav sport, though i think i am real slow...) or play basketball (two words: center.guard). and then another thought hit me. being a normal human being who rarely blames myself... I shall put the blame on the blardy mirror which is hanging in my living room!!! that is the mirror which I usually use to put on make up, style my hair, fix my bra (LOL). all my life... I have been using the same mirror, from my old house at ANG MO KIO, my previous house in BISHAN and currently in TAMAN JURONG. and before I go exit the door, that is the mirror which i use to make sure than I look pretty decent. I have been deceived!!! ALL MY LIFE!!! maybe it is a magic mirror... coz I notice that I hate looking at myself in shopping mall toilet mirror, and those round mirror at the cosmetic counter, coz somehow it amplifies the flaws in the skin. hmmmmm...
come to think about it... snow white's stepmother maybe after all innocent. if you notice... all the "evil" stepmothers in cartoons, they all look the same. black purple maroon dress, long black nails, dark eye shadows and blackish lip stick. instead of being emo and gothic, they actually think themself as beautiful and pretty and young. snow white step mother has a magic mirror which whenever she ask "mirror mirror on the wall. who is the fairest of them all?" and he once said "you, my queen is the fairest of them all" coz he was afraid that the queen might shatter him into pieces. hmmmmmm...... so the real villain of this fairy tale is actually the MIRROR ON THE WALL!!!

lol. no idea where all this came from... bye.