A Mix of Nutty Professor and Shrek

(shall explain the title of this entry later)
It has been forever since I last blogged.
Yet again I needed that break from blogging to de-clog my mind (macam paham).
After that last entry, it may seem that I really was diagnosed with OCD and got admitted to IMH forever where there was no luxury of computer and internet (is there?).
But no.
I am back.
One of the reasons is obviously because I miss blogging.
Secondly is because I found out that my blog was read by a couple of the most unlikely people who reads blogs, what more MY blog.
=)

So much has happened since... i don't remember when. But I shall not dwell on the past and just blog on whatever that is happening in the present.
One important thing i have to say out loud is:
I PASSED MY REPEAT MODULE AND I AM BACK TO SCHOOL!!!

Yup.
Now that we get that over with...

I am here to defend myself.
Something happened today that, at first, made me feel like I was BITCH.
but I realise any other girl would done the same thing.
I got to know this guy from Friendster
(which I swore to myself that I will never do again, i am so over the "boleh kenal2" period. so do not msg me over friendster/facebook like that as I will NOT LAYAN ANYMORE)
He used that too-damn-common pick up line "Hi bleh kenal2?"
I figured why not right? (STUPID MOVE NO.1)
Then of course I checked out his photos.
The photos I saw over his profile was "ok".
His looks appear below average, big sized, cute round guy...
but who am I to complain.
Its VERY obviously that I am not even close to pretty/sexy (but I do like to think of myself as average looKing. a fat girl got to have a little bit of confidence right...?)
So... I thought why don't I give him my number...
Conversing through Friendster is so tedious. (STUPID MOVE NO.2, there will be more...)
So for the past week, I have been getting to know this guy through smses and phone calls.
During the night, he will call me using his house phone, but we rarely talk at night because I sleep kinda early compare to the 1am calls he used to make to me.
During the day, he will ask me to call him using my Hp as he has free-incoming.
the fucker is a cheapskate!
But I figured, even though he's working, he might be saving up to pay his debt, etc etc.
So I called him most of the time. (STUPID MOVE NO.3)
Then today he wanted to meet me.
I agreed. (STUPID MOVE NO.4)
He actually asked me to travel all the way to bugis to his workplace to meet him.
But I refused and ask him to meet me at Yio Chu Kang mrt since he so badly want to meet me.
(NOT SO STUPID THIS TIME! hehe!)
So this afternoon, I left my bag with Saiful and Farah at the alley and go meet him at the mrt and bring him over to the alley.
Saiful as usual damn kpo want to see how this guy look like.
Zul and Firdaus aka Mawi walked with me to the mrt since they're going home anyway.
Zul and Mawi waited with me until that dude came as Zul want to action make the guy abit intimidated (hah! look who is intimidated now!).
When that guy aka Juju (fucked up name sak!) reached, Mawi say "alamak! kiter dah takleh tolong kau lah!" and left.
I turned around and saw this HUGE guy walking towards me! As he got closer, he look bigger, scarier and uglier.
I know this sounds mean, but when he was in front of me, he was damn HUMUNGOUS (bigger than Harvish), freaking scary and fugly, thus the title of this entry
"A Mix of Nutty Professor and Shrek"
I really should have just ran away, I swear it was that bad.
I think his photos in Friendster was all from primary or secondary school!!!
But I decided to be nice and go talk to him for awhile.
He could be a REALLY nice guy. (STUPID MOVE NO...? ok i lost count. wadever!)
He has this weird scary voice while trying to talk to me.
It was like a monster trying to act romantic and sweet.
PREPARE TO GROSS YOURSELF OUT!
I was at that time perspiring badly coz i was so scared nervous.
Apparently he was sweating too.
He was holding a towel wiping his sweat when SUDDENLY...
he used that same towel and try to wipe my sweaty forehead!!!!
MAJOR EEEEEW MOMENT!!!!
of course i manage to save my forehead from his disgusting juju'sweat-soaked towel.
EEEEW!!!
then slowly he tried to pull me closer to him and say
"you sini la you..."
I said no.
He pulled again.
I said no.
He pulled again.
so i freaked out.
THIS IS THE PART WHERE I WAS A BASTARD/BITCH.
I called up Farah and started that
"OMG FARAH! WHAT'S WRONG? ARE YOU OK? YOU WANT ME TO FOLLOW YOU GO HOUGANG FOR WAT? EMERGENCY? AH OK OK. I COME. YOU DONT DO ANYTHING FOOLISH TAU. I COME STRAIGHT AWAY!!!" thing.
I apologised and i left him there at the mrt.


like I said, I felt damn bad at first.
even Saiful kutuk me coz I bastard this dude coz of his looks.
well... i admit that was partly true.
BUT his actions were like grossing me out!
and anyway just because I am fat and I dont really attract guys,
that does not mean that I am desperate and accept craps like juju right?
I also have standard sey.
I am not asking for drop-dead gorgeous.
I am just asking for simple, average, NORMAL, HYGIENIC guy.
But I guess I am expecting too much.
All I got so far is horny, fugly, horny, jerks, bastard, two-timing, horny, egoistic guys.
eeeew!
So this is it. I have had it.
No more guys.
Period.

p/s: eye candy won't hurt.....